Psychic Mayor

Mauricio Fernandez. (Photo: AP)

Mauricio Fernandez, mayor of San Pedro Garza Garcia, an affluent community in northern Mexico is psychic.

Yup, no doubt about it!

How else to explain how he could announce the death of a bitter rival during his acceptance speech some 3.1/2 hours BEFORE any body was found and 2 days before it was identified as that of his rival?

I mean, the only other explanation for Sn Fernadez’s foreknowledge of his rival’s demise would be that he was directly or indirectly responsible for the death of Hector Saldana whose barefoot, blindfolded body was found hundreds of miles away. And that, of course, is unthinkable.

Fernandez has naturally denied having played any part in Saldana’s death – testifying that he was told of the death by US Authorities.

Paul Knierim, a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Administration in Washington, said that, while he could not comment on the specific case, US agents did routinely coordinate with Mexican investigators trying to crack down on cartels.

Jeez, surely Fernandez is not implying american DEA personnel are somehow responsible for the death of his rival???

Nah, like I said. Simplest explanation is the most likely – Sr Fernandez is psychic

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