Thursday, October 29, 2009

Cannabis Ebonics - Stoner Terms

We found this list of stoner terms online and thought we’d share them.  Some of the terms are more frequently used in America however most (if not all) have made their way into the international stoner vocabulary.  We also dug up a classic clip of Ali G listing other stoner terms:

April 20th (4/20) – International Cannabis Day, everyone blazes on this day. Everyone blazes at 4:20 every day too.

Blaze – To get high!

Blunt - Either a hollowed out cigar filled with marijuana or (more commonly) a “marijuana cigarette” rolled with a blunt wrap (tobacco paper or emptied cigar).

Bowl - Can refer either to the part of a piece that holds cannabis, or to the pipe itself.

Bogart - The act of holding on to a joint/piece/blunt for too long, or one who does such an act: “Don’t bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me”.

Boo – A street name for marijuana, listed only in anti-drug literature. No one has ever heard or used it. If you are ever arrested for possession, you should use this term, saving the taxpayers the expense of correcting and reprinting anti-pot pamphlets.

Kick-Hole / Carb – The hole on the side of a piece used to regulate air flow. Hold it closed with your thumb while inhaling to draw smoke into the chamber, then release to let air in and force the smoke into your lungs. Also called a “rush hole”.

Cherry – The red burning coal of marijuana in a joint or bowl.

Chillum – A pipe with the bowl in line with the stem.

Ganja – Just 1 of many synonyms for marijuana – see the Ali G video below for many more

Hashish / Hash - The resin secreted by a marijuana plant. Different kinds of hash are prepared with a variety of recipes.

Hash oil - A liquid extracted from marijuana. Use mostly by dipping smokeables into the hash oil.

Hit – A drag or puff of cannabis.

Hot Box / White wall - Getting high in a car or small space with no ventilation so that you are constantly inhaling atmospheric smoke.

Joint / Zut / Doob / Doobie - Marijuana cigarette. Kind Bud (chronic, hydro, sticky icky, highs) – High potency Cannabis.

Mids – Descent cannabis for the money you pay for it, if you don’t have a lot of money this is the best way to go.

Moocher – Someone who will smoke your bud in a second, but never has any of their own.

Papers / Skins – Cigarette papers used for rolling joints.

Piece - Refers to a pipe of one sort or another.

Resin - Black tar like stuff that builds up in smoking apparatuses.

Schwag – Low grade cannabis or the leftovers from the bottom of a big bag.

 

Source:  www.howtogrowbud.com

Math with a Moral

Assume a twelve-inch dick is sticking right out of your forehead. Just how much of it can you see? Since this is a cultural blog, I expect that many readers will be hesitant as to exactly how one might set up this equation. And maybe a few will ask, “Is this culturally relevant?” Let me express that it is my sincere hope that, while neither you or I really know the cultural relevance of this post, by the time I have finished, I will seamlessly suture this profound question to our glorious culture, with all or most of the pertinent quotes from both the Old and New Testament. And don’t bother with clever things like the angle of the dangle in trying to answer the question. To do so would miss the point. The answer is simple. You can’t see shit. This is because you have two huge balls hanging right in front of your face. Are you starting to sense the moral here? In chapter nine of the Gospel of John, a man who, blind from birth, is healed by Jesus. Jesus says a bunch of really sweet shit such as, “’As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world.’ When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes the of the blind man with the clay.” Of course, some say that it was not spittle in the dust, but rather LSD. We read that, like most everybody else who Jesus tried to “turn on”, the guy blabs to everyone and the Pharisees get hip. Jesus is then accused of blasphemy (a real trick). By the way, this is a complete digression, but did you know that the Honorable Senator Sam Brownback, who is soon to be our governor, anoints himself with unctuous oils before he casts votes and holds committee meetings? Is that not creepy as fuck? And he supports the wanton gang raping of females working for defense contractors (cf. http://www.republicansforrape.org/). Anyway folks, the analogy I’m trying to draw here is that, here we are in the middle of this Babylonian shit-storm, but we don’t realize it, because we can’t see shit. Just like when your significant other was fucking every man, woman and child in the district, you will be the last one to know that you got a big dick on your forehead. It’s truly a parable for our times. Consider Fake Patty’s day. The Lord expressly forbids it. Open your books to Isaiah, chapter five, where the practice of getting up early to drink is addressed by the Lord God Almighty: “Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! And the harp, and viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the Lord, neither consider the operation of his hands.” Just think people; He’s got the WHOLE WORLD in His hands. What, I ask you, is in the hands of idolaters, fornicators, and carousers? It’s like one of those really gross key chains that the creepy-ass gas station attendant (no offense) hands you, only the key is to the gates of Satan’s gas station unisex restroom, replete with all manner of lascivious latex products. The situation is getting absolutely out of hand. Even bats are beginning to behave in immoral, lustful and debauched ways. They’re performing acts of fellatio! (http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/10/chinese-fruit-bats-engage-in-unusual-sexual-behavior.php?dcitc=th_rss) “The foxes have their holes, and the birds of the air have their nests. But the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.” Meanwhile, we’re running out of comfortable places to lay our heads. We’re less like Jesus here, and more like Pinocchio. For we are liars, and the father of our lies is none other than that old dragon, Satan. But of course, I’m hopeful. In fact, I have more than hope—I have faith! Just think about the most obviously hallucinogenic drug-inspired book of the Bible (and my personal favorite), Apocalypsis de Iohanni (The Revelation of St. John). In perhaps the most glaring reference to LSD consumption in the whole Holy Bible, the Angel gives John a book (a whole stack of blotter!). “And he gave it me and said, eat. And I ate. And it was sweet like honey in my mouth, but bitter in my stomach.”  Poor guy! After that, the angel gives him a tape measure and tells him to measure the temple. A word of advice to all you gung-ho psychonauts: never do that to your friends who have just consumed psychedelic drugs. It will confuse them, and the measurements of the temple will most likely have inaccuracies. Of course, this was all going on at a jazz concert, with an angelic trumpet septet, so it’s really no wonder that John started freakin’ out, ‘cause those horns were fuckin’ hot and the cats playin’, well, they was all fucked up too. Can you imagine trying to measure the temple with a head full of acid while not one but seven Miles Davis’ are getting up with it? And then out come seven more vials of acid? That’s when things get really fucked up. And think, good people: this is how we’re to be saved. This is how we remove the dicks (analogous, at this point, to the trappings of the ego, and culture with a lower-case ‘c’) from our foreheads. Think of the Revelation of St. John as step-by-step instructions for dedicking. What’s next? You should read all the details for yourself (especially if you haven’t lately, because otherwise few of these jokes will make any sense at all), but the long and short of it is that shit gets crazy, the Beast 666 comes up out of the pit, talking a bunch of shit. So Jesus, who looks like some crazy seven-horned goat to poor John at this point, whoops Satan’s ass and knocks his dick in the dirt. Good guy gets the girl (in this case, all of us repentant sinners are his bride), and we all live happily ever after, alright? So fucking chill. Of course—and this is just a minor point or a side note, or whatever, but I’ve always found it interesting what John says at the very end of the book, after it talks about how we’re all going to be brides of Jesus. John, probably not quite back to normal yet, seems to feel a little inadequate after contemplating the idea of Jesus consummating this heavenly marriage with everybody, probably all at the same time. He writes, “He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly.”

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Food for thought on legalization

While farting about on the intar-webs yesterday (namely, sites like reddit and digg), I couldn’t help but notice there were more articles on the legalization of marijuana than is typical.  Good.

I’ve never smoked a blunt in my life.  I’m not sure if I would were it legal.  I mean, let’s be realistic here.  I don’t do a lot of things that are legal…like pop prescription pills, smoke cigarettes, or take out life insurance claims on my employees…not that I have any.  Still, I say “Good.”  Talk about it.  Keep talking.  Prohibition doesn’t work.  Make it legal.  Tax it.  Regulate it.  Make it safer, for gosh sake (do the same for cigarettes and other substances while you’re at it, bozos…additives usually=health problems).  Put an age limit on it, like cigarettes and alcohol.  Better, put it behind the prescription counter at the pharmacy, not behind the counter of a corner store.  Of course, people will get a hold of it anyway…but most of us have been to a drunken high school party.  They can get it whether it’s legal or not.  Make it really difficult for drug dealers to do their jobs, not by policing them and wasting our tax dollars on imprisonment, but by making their roles obsolete.

The problem is that “They” don’t want them to be obsolete.  As long as there are as many “criminals” as possible, there is reason for us to fear.  When there is reason to fear, there is reason to follow.  The powers that be do not want fewer criminals.  What they actually want are more criminals, so we will ask them to protect us by gradually removing our freedoms.  It’s for our own good, isn’t it?

I’m not saying that drug dealers don’t do horrible things.  Drug deals go horribly wrong.  People are hurt in the process (often in tragic ways).  If dealers are obsolete, however, those shady deals going on outside on your sidewalk where your children play will slowly go away.  Yes, “other” crime will still be happening.  Gangs will still be there.  Husbands and boyfriends on power trips (usually drunk, not “high”) will still be beating their wives, girlfriends, and children into comas.  There will still be dumb-fucks drunk off their asses acting belligerent and getting into violent trouble.  The previous two sentences are describing situations typically caused by a legal substance much more damaging to your brain and body than pot, by the way.  Although, I doubt I really need to mention it.  Again, we’ve all been to parties.  The drunks are falling down stairs, hitting on women who aren’t interested, getting in fights, and having the cops called on them by irate neighbors.  The pot heads are in the basement pretending they know who the hell Aristotle is and giggling to themselves about lord knows what.

What about addiction, you may ask?  I ask, what are we really doing to solve issues of addiction by putting addicts in prison?  Most people come out of prison worse off than when they went in.  It hardens you.  A few find God, and I’m happy for those people.  Most make new “friends” and create more enemies.  I say, write them a controlled prescription and give them real help.  Take those tax dollars away from the prisons and put it into health care facilities and rehabilitation programs.

If I had to define in one sentence the problem with the way things are done in this country (not regarding legalization specifically, but in general), it would be this:  We put too much money into what doesn’t work.

Former Rockwall High cheerleader found dead in Dallas in suspected drug-related death

We’re terribly sad to announce that a popular former Rockwall High School cheerleader and 2008 graduate was found dead in her Dallas apartment Saturday night.

The rumor being texted between former and current Rockwall High School students is that her death was drug-related.

Alexis Rae Lancaster, 19, is survived by her mother, Leah Pearl Gentzler, and husband, Stan, of Rockwall, plus her father, Stephen Scott Lancaster, and wife Kristi, of Caddo Mills.

Her sisters are Lindsey Mills of Caddo Mills and Samatha Gentzler of Rowlett. Her brother, Chris Gentzler, and family live in Kemp TX. 

Dallas Police this afternoon could only confirm her death, but said no cause of death will be determined for a few days.

Click here for more funeral details at TheRockwallNews.com.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Camden - October 2009

Never been to Camden before. I had previously avoided the place because I got the impression it was wasteman central – full of Doherty and Winehouse types. In fact, it wasn’t. It was, however, very touristy – with a vast array of London trinket stalls all run by Turkish and Greek guys. What delicious irony!

Most of them sold the Trilby hats, the chains, the whispy ‘independent’ clothing…Everything you need to become ‘different’ and ‘arty’ [/cynicism]

Kristian

The Opium Godfather

The Geopolitics Behind the Phoney US War in Afghanistan
October 12, 2009

One of the most remarkable aspects of the Obama Presidential agenda is how little anyone has questioned in the media or elsewhere why at all the United States Pentagon is committed to a military occupation of Afghanistan. There are two basic reasons, neither one of which can be admitted openly to the public at large.

Behind all the deceptive official debate over how many troops are needed to “win” the war in Afghanistan, whether another 30,000 is sufficient, or whether at least 200000 are needed, the real purpose of US military presence in that pivotal Central Asian country is obscured.

Even during the 2008 Presidential campaign candidate Obama argued that Afghanistan not Iraq was where the US must wage war. His reason? Because he claimed, that was where the Al Qaeda organization was holed up and that was the “real” threat to US national security. The reasons behind US involvement in Afghanistan is quite another one.

The US military is in Afghanistan for two reasons. First to restore and control the world’s largest supply of opium for the world heroin markets and to use the drugs as a geopolitical weapon against opponents, especially Russia. That control of the Afghan drug market is essential for the liquidity of the bankrupt and corrupt Wall Street financial mafia.

Geopolitics of Afghan Opium

According even to an official UN report, opium production in Afghanistan has risen dramatically since the downfall of the Taliban in 2001. UNODC data shows more opium poppy cultivation in each of the past four growing seasons (2004-2007), than in any one year during Taliban rule. More land is now used for opium in Afghanistan, than for coca cultivation in Latin America. In 2007, 93% of the opiates on the world market originated in Afghanistan. This is no accident.

It has been documented that Washington hand-picked the controversial Hamid Karzai, a Pashtun warlord from the Popalzai tribe, long in the CIA’s service, brought him back from exile in the USA, created a Hollywood mythology around his “courageous leadership of his people.” According to Afghan sources, Karzai is the Opium “Godfather” of Afghanistan today. There is apparently no accident that he was and is today still Washington’s preferred man in Kabul. Yet even with massive vote buying and fraud and intimidation, Karzai’s days could be ending as President.

The second reason the US military remains in Afghanistan long after the world has forgotten even who the mysterious Osama bin Laden and his alleged Al Qaeda terrorist organization is or even if they exist, is as a pretext to build a permanent US military strike force with a series of permanent US airbases across Afghanistan. The aim of those bases is not to eradicate any Al Qaeda cells that may have survived in the caves of Tora Bora, or to eradicate a mythical “Taliban” which at this point according to eyewitness reports is made up overwhelmingly of local ordinary Afghanis fighting to rid their land once more of occupier armies as they  did in the 11980’s against the Russians.

The aim of the US bases in Afghanistan is to target and be able to strike at the two nations which today represent the only combined threat in the world today to an American global imperium, to America’s Full Spectrum Dominance as the Pentagon terms it.

The lost ‘Mandate of Heaven’

The problem for the US power elites around Wall Street and in Washington is the fact that they are now in the deepest financial crisis in their history. That crisis is clear to the entire world and the world is acting on a basis of self-survival. The US elites have lost what in Chinese imperial history is known as the Mandate of Heaven. That mandate is given a ruler or ruling elite provided they rule their people justly and fairly. When they rule tyrannically and as despots, oppressing and abusing their people, they lose that Mandate of Heaven.

If the powerful private wealthy elites that have controlled essential US financial and foreign policy for most of the past century or more ever had a “mandate of Heaven” they clearly have lost it. The domestic developments towards creation of an abusive police state with deprivation of Constitutional rights to its citizens, the arbitrary exercise of power by non elected officials such as Treasury Secretaries Henry Paulson and now Tim Geithner, stealing trillion dollar sums from taxpayers without their consent in order to bailout the bankrupt biggest Wall Street banks, banks deemed “Too Big To Fail,” this all demonstrates to the world they have lost the mandate

In this situation, the US power elites are increasingly desperate to maintain their control of a global parasitical empire, called deceptively by their media machine, “globalization.” To hold that dominance it is essential that they be able to break up any emerging cooperation in the economic, energy or military realm between the two major powers of Eurasia that conceivably could pose a challenge to future US sole Superpower control—China in combination with Russia.

Each Eurasian power brings to the table essential contributions. China has the world’s most robust economy, a huge young and dynamic workforce, an educated middle class. Russia, whose economy has not recovered from the destructive end pf the Soviet era and of the primitive looting during the Yeltsin era, still holds essential assets for the combination. Russia’s nuclear strike force and its military pose the only threat in the world today to US military dominance, even if it is largely a residue of the Cold War. The Russian military elites never gave up that potential.

As well Russia holds the world’s largest treasure of natural gas and vast reserves of oil urgently needed by China. The two powers are increasingly converging via a new organization they created in 2001 known as the Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO). That includes as well as China and Russia, the largest Central Asia states Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Uzbekistan.

The purpose of the alleged US war against both Taliban and Al Qaeda is in reality to place its military strike force directly in the middle of the geographical space of this emerging SCO in Central Asia. Iran is a diversion. The main goal or target is Russia and China.

Officially, of course, Washington claims it has built its military presence inside Afghanistan since 2002 in order to protect a “fragile” Afghan democracy. It’s a curious argument given the reality of US military presence there.

In December 2004, during a visit to Kabul, US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld finalized plans to build nine new bases in Afghanistan in the provinces of Helmand, Herat, Nimrouz, Balkh, Khost and Paktia. The nine are in addition to the three major US military bases already installed in the wake of its occupation of Afghanistan in winter of 2001-2002, ostensibly to isolate and eliminate the terror threat of Osama bin Laden.

The Pentagon built its first three bases at Bagram Air Field north of Kabul, the US’ main military logistics center; Kandahar Air Field, in southern Afghanistan; and Shindand Air Field in the western province of Herat. Shindand, the largest US base in Afghanistan, was constructed a mere 100 kilometers from the border of Iran, and within striking distance of Russia as well as China.

Afghanistan has historically been the heartland for the British-Russia Great Game, the struggle for control of Central Asia during the 19th and early 20th Centuries. British strategy then was to prevent Russia at all costs from controlling Afghanistan and thereby threatening Britain’s imperial crown jewel, India.

Afghanistan is similarly regarded by Pentagon planners as highly strategic. It is a platform from which US military power could directly threaten Russia and China, as well as Iran and other oil-rich Middle East lands. Little has changed geopolitically over more than a century of wars.

Afghanistan is in an extremely vital location, straddling South Asia, Central Asia, and the Middle East. Afghanistan also lies along a proposed oil pipeline route from the Caspian Sea oil fields to the Indian Ocean, where the US oil company, Unocal, along with Enron and Cheney’s Halliburton, had been in negotiations for exclusive pipeline rights to bring natural gas from Turkmenistan across Afghanistan and Pakistan to Enron’s huge natural gas power plant at Dabhol near Mumbai. Karzai, before becoming puppet US president, had been a Unocal lobbyist.

Al Qaeda doesn’t exist as a threat

The truth of all this deception around the real purpose in Afghanistan becomes clear on a closer look at the alleged “Al Qaeda” threat in Afghanistan. According to author Erik Margolis, prior to the September 11,2001 attacks, US intelligence was giving aid and support both to the Taliban and to Al Qaeda. Margolis claims that “The CIA was planning to use Osama bin Laden’s Al Qaeda to stir up Muslim Uighurs against Chinese rule, and Taliban against Russia’s Central Asian allies.”

The US clearly found other means of stirring up Muslim Uighurs against Beijing last July via its support for the World Uighur Congress. But the Al Qaeda “threat” remains the lynchpin of Obama US justification for his Afghan war buildup.

Now, however, the National Security Adviser to President Obama, former Marine Gen. James Jones has made a statement, conveniently buried by the friendly US media, about the estimated size of the present Al Qaeda danger in Afghanistan. Jones told Congress, “The al-Qaeda presence is very diminished. The maximum estimate is less than 100 operating in the country, no bases, no ability to launch attacks on either us or our allies.”

That means that Al-Qaeda, for all practical purposes, does not exist in Afghanistan. Oops…

Even in neighboring Pakistan, the remnants of Al-Qaeda are scarcely to be found. The Wall Street Journal reports, “Hunted by US drones, beset by money problems and finding it tougher to lure young Arabs to the bleak mountains of Pakistan, al Qaeda is seeing its role shrink there and in Afghanistan, according to intelligence reports and Pakistan and U.S. officials. For Arab youths who are al Qaeda’s primary recruits, ‘it’s not romantic to be cold and hungry and hiding,’ said a senior U.S. official in South Asia.”

If we follow the statement to its logical consequence we must conclude then that the reason German soldiers are dying along with other NATO youth in the mountains of Afghanistan has nothing to do with “winning a war against terrorism.” Conveniently most media chooses to forget the fact that Al Qaeda to the extent it ever existed, was a creation in the 1980’s of the CIA, who recruited and trained radical muslims from across the Islamic world to wage war against Russian troops in Afghanistan as part of a strategy developed by Reagan’s CIA head Bill Casey and others to create a “new Vietnam” for the Soviet Union which would lead to a humiliating defeat for the Red Army and the ultimate collapse of the Soviet Union.

Now US NSC head Jones admits there is essentially no Al Qaeda anymore in Afghanistan. Perhaps it is time for a more honest debate from our political leaders about the true purpose of sending more young to die protecting the opium harvests of Afghanistan.

Copyright © 2009 F. William Engdahl

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Canadian study suggests how parents can influence children's sexual choices

Story here at No Apologies. (H/T Andrew)

This is based on a study by the Institute of Marriage and Family Canada. (IMFC)

Excerpt:

Parents’ behaviour and attitudes during childhood shape a teen’s sexual choices. Based on our findings we recommend:

• Parents should be the prime sex educator. Parents are the most influential force in a teens life

• Parents should work to create a healthy, stable home characterized by warmth, open communication and clear expectations

• Parents should model a healthy lifestyle and positive choices. Your children are watching

• Sex education should engage parents and recognize their role as the primary sex educators

• Sex education should acknowledge that girls face unique risks compared to boys when it comes to early sexual engagement

While it may seem daunting to see correlations between family behaviours years ago and sexual activity in your children today – the news is positive. Teens do listen and want to listen to their parents, as indicated by surveys and polls. It’s something to remember next time your teen slams the door and turns up the music.

Here are the four practical tips discussed in the IMFC article:

  • Eliminate parental use of alcohol, drugs and tobacco
  • Involved and engaged fathers and increased parent-child communication
  • Increased community involvement by parents, especially church
  • Married parents biologically linked to the children